<h1 id="heading-m">M</h1>
<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mongodb.com/databases/scaling">Mongo moves massive <em>metadata</em>,</a> - NoSQL excels at scalability</p>
<p>meaning <a target="_blank" href="https://www.lifewire.com/abandoning-acid-in-favor-of-base-1019674">mo-BASE!</a> - The case for document-based databases</p>
<p>Moreover, Mongoose <a target="_blank" href="https://qr.ae/pGL48k">makes moving manageable!</a>  - Modularity and model abstraction with ODMs</p>
<h1 id="heading-e">E</h1>
<p>Express <a target="_blank" href="https://medium.com/ingeniouslysimple/building-extensible-pipelines-with-middleware-4f64428cab39">eloquent <em>espreads</em>,</a> - Uses the middleware pattern stack for routing</p>
<p>Embody <a target="_blank" href="https://www.programmableweb.com/news/what-expressjs-and-why-does-it-matter/analysis/2017/05/05">excessive <em>emancipation.</em></a>  - It is very non-opinionated</p>
<p>Elegantly <a target="_blank" href="https://www.toptal.com/express-js/routes-js-promises-error-handling">eschew extraneous errors</a>  - Middleware makes error handling elegant.</p>
<h1 id="heading-r">R</h1>
<p>Requests, <a target="_blank" href="https://www.smashingmagazine.com/2020/06/rest-api-react-fetch-axios/">React receives</a> - Consuming and API in a React app</p>
<p>Requests, <a target="_blank" href="https://medium.com/@marcellamaki/a-brief-overview-of-react-router-and-client-side-routing-70eb420e8cde">React-Router.</a> - Client-side routing in SPAs</p>
<p>Requests! <a target="_blank" href="https://dev.to/klis87/taming-network-with-redux-requests-part-1-introduction-1335"><em>reduxed!</em></a> - with redux :D</p>
<h1 id="heading-n">N</h1>
<p>Node </p>
<p>needs </p>
<p>no </p>
<p>npm! - <a target="_blank" href="https://deno.land">npm sucks!</a></p>
<hr />
<h1 id="heading-wtf-jorch-you-cheated-espreads-really">WTF Jorch! You cheated! <em>espreads</em>? Really?</h1>
<p>Hey, this is art. There's no cheating.</p>
<p>What's more, isn't it even <em>more creative</em> because of it?</p>
<h1 id="heading-epilogue">Epilogue.</h1>
<p>This was just a demonstration of what I talked about in <a target="_blank" href="https://jorgerl.hashnode.dev/quick-i-need-a-cheap-trick-im-running-out-of-writing-ideas">yesterday's post.</a> </p>
<p>I promised this and delivered. Using the heuristic I showed :D</p>
<p>The fact that it is simple doesn't mean it's easy. I spent a lot of time browsing the internet! And I learned a lot.</p>
<p>But it was fun!</p>
<p>See you tomorrow!</p>
<hr />
<p>Do you like my stuff? Do you want to help me keep doing it?</p>
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# M

[Mongo moves massive *metadata*,](https://www.mongodb.com/databases/scaling) - NoSQL excels at scalability

meaning [mo-BASE!](https://www.lifewire.com/abandoning-acid-in-favor-of-base-1019674) - The case for document-based databases

Moreover, Mongoose [makes moving manageable!](https://qr.ae/pGL48k)  - Modularity and model abstraction with ODMs

# E

Express [eloquent *espreads*,](https://medium.com/ingeniouslysimple/building-extensible-pipelines-with-middleware-4f64428cab39) - Uses the middleware pattern stack for routing

Embody [excessive *emancipation.*](https://www.programmableweb.com/news/what-expressjs-and-why-does-it-matter/analysis/2017/05/05)  - It is very non-opinionated

Elegantly [eschew extraneous errors](https://www.toptal.com/express-js/routes-js-promises-error-handling)  - Middleware makes error handling elegant.


# R

Requests, [React receives](https://www.smashingmagazine.com/2020/06/rest-api-react-fetch-axios/) - Consuming and API in a React app

Requests, [React-Router.](https://medium.com/@marcellamaki/a-brief-overview-of-react-router-and-client-side-routing-70eb420e8cde) - Client-side routing in SPAs

Requests! [*reduxed!*](https://dev.to/klis87/taming-network-with-redux-requests-part-1-introduction-1335) - with redux :D



# N

Node 

needs 

no 

npm! - [npm sucks!](https://deno.land)

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# WTF Jorch! You cheated! *espreads*? Really?

Hey, this is art. There's no cheating.

What's more, isn't it even *more creative* because of it?

# Epilogue.

This was just a demonstration of what I talked about in [yesterday's post.](https://jorgerl.hashnode.dev/quick-i-need-a-cheap-trick-im-running-out-of-writing-ideas) 

I promised this and delivered. Using the heuristic I showed :D

The fact that it is simple doesn't mean it's easy. I spent a lot of time browsing the internet! And I learned a lot.

But it was fun!

See you tomorrow!

-----------

Do you like my stuff? Do you want to help me keep doing it?

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I promised you I would do this! :D

The MERN stack: A Poem - By Jorge Romero

I like programming and learning about stuff. Particularly interested in functional programming, typing systems and cloud computing
I have a background in Cognitive Science/Psychology and Mathematics


Insights form cognitive science, philosophy and maths into the world of software development. Also, very cute drawings inside!

The MERN stack: A Poem - By Jorge Romero

I promised you I would do this! :D

M

E

R

N

WTF Jorch! You cheated! espreads? Really?

Epilogue.